Saturday, July 26, 2008

Another Store Ride on Toy "What Were They Thinking!"

This toy was in our Local WalMart store for a few months and I didn't get a chance to film it. Here is a cell phone picture!


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Horrifying Isn't It! I'm trying to find a Local store that still has one! Can anyone tell me where to find one of these machines in the North East United States? All I have is this Cell Phone Picture from another site.

Mike Mozart of JeepersMedia

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Voice over for StinkyCheeseAuthor. It's Ten plus minutes of EVERY possible way to read the 12 second clip. You MUST be able to mix and match or choose one from the many! Many Different Pronunciations and Reading Styles including some FUNNY ONES!

Sorry It took so LONG!

Mike Mozart
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Thursday, July 24, 2008

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Great Fans Create GREAT Videos! This is a Fresh New one From PuppyCheeseCup17

Great Fans Create GREAT Videos! This is a Fresh New one From PuppyCheeseCup17.

It's Fans like PuppyCheeseCup17 that make it all worthwhile! Here's the GREAT Tribute Movie that he created Just for Me!



Thanks Again PuppyCheeseCup17!

Mike Mozart of JeepersMedia

Assorted Ugly Hulk Licensed Plush Toys! GAG!

Assorted Ugly Hulk Licensed Plush Toys! GAG! Feast your eyes on THESE Atrocities! Grab the Barf Bags Kids!



Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Flashing Boobs Toy Dancing Girl Video Below!

Enjoy the Bizarre Video Below!

The Boobs Dancing Sweetheart Toy...The UNCENSORED Video! Children Go Away! OMG!

This is it! The Naughty Dancing Boob Flashing Sweetheart Girl. The Uncensored Video! OMG!This is a VERY Silly PG Rated toy! Don't Worry!

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Mike Mozart of JeepersMedia

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Trick Or Treat! Halloween Hulk Goodie ( Travesty) Marvel Licensed Candy Bucket at it's Horrifying Best! Toy Review by Mike Mozart of JeepersMedia

The Fun Never ends in the Marvel Universe. Unfortunately the DC Licensed products were FAR Superior offering far less opportunities to have a laugh. Check out this Charming Halloween Sculpt of Our Troubled Green Friend. He looks like he's squeezing one out!

Made by Renzi in the 1970's-1980's. Think "Chimpanzee Face"




Mike Mozart of JeepersMedia

Mike Mozart Toy Review of Another Pitiful Incredible Hulk Licensed Toy, Incredible Hulk "Shape Shifter" Turns into a Dinosaur

The Shitty toys never stop being Crapped out in the Marvel Universe. Feast your Eyes and Grab your vomit bags. Behold another Marvel Travesty, The Horrifying Incredible Hulk Shape Shifter Toy. It was like a Transformer..but nasty Crappy.

Hulk turns into a Lame Dino Beast! Well a Picture says a THOUSAND WORDS, so here it is! OMG, You have been Warned!




Mike Mozart The Product and Toy Guru of JeepersMedia on YouTube!

Incredible Hulk TRAVESTIES! Continued. Ugliest Incredible Hulk toy EVER??



Hi Kids,

I'm going through my toy collection looking for Terrible toys. I found the images for this toy, Incredible Hulk SpiderMan. No Fooling!

I'd like to say that this is the WORST incedible Hulk licensed toy EVER...But I have over 50 more Ugly Hulk toys to Sort Through! Sigh...

Well, Feast your Eyes on THIS Horror!

Monday, July 21, 2008

SirensGrotto Video of a Baby Bird, with a Guest Appearance by Mike Mozart!


WOW!,

What an absolutely beautiful video! What a scary responsibility to raise a baby bird from that size and age!

I hope that having seen Mike Mozart at SUCH a Young age doesn't effect the Baby Bird too Much! This beautiful Baby MockingBird will be set free in a few weeks.

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Baby's First Culture Lesson!




WOW Again, You did a GREAT Job!

Mike Mozart of JeepersMedia

You Tube Ratings, Comments, Etc. Went Down Monday Afternoon

You Tube Ratings, Comments, Etc. Went Down Monday night about 7:00pm, still down NOW at this Posting time of 9:40 Pm Eastern Standard USA Time in Connecticut. ( UPDATE: Ability to Comment, Rate, Subscribe, Check Messages Etc. returned at 1:00 AM on Tuesday Morning! OMG) The You Tube Rating service receives Daily view counts from You Tube and Shows NO VIEWS since the Outage. They had BETTER be Caught up tomorrow)

Figures! I JUST POSTED my new Incredible Hulk Riding Toy video 45 Minutes before the outage. I've been SO Cursed lately!



Sighhhh. I KNEW I should have posted it this morning! I'm embedding it here. The YouTube site is Soooo screwed up that I can't Create a Frame for it!

Mike Mozart

Stupidest Toys EVER! Batman Web Splasher Playset




YouTube fan Tom of NotWhole reminded me of a Toy series that I bought a few years back. The Spiderman Web Splasher Playset had the "Water Cannon" in the most inappropriate Spot! I thought that I would share an Image!

I'll review the toy soon. I need to use it in a pool!

More fun soon!

Mike Mozart of Jeepersmedia